The dress DOESN'T impress

Byline: gail edgar

THE infamous number four dress size, recently introduced in stores here, has apparently been snapped up by stick-like Ulster women.

The teeny tiny dress, the equivalent to the US size zero, has Catalog Printing been a big hit with "naturally skinny" fashion victims.

Members of the size zero club include Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Ritchie.

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Maybe next season someone will design a matching handbag for these ridiculous dresses - for women to carry their internal organs around in.

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THIN: Nicole, left, and Lindsay

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